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Icon | Name / Description | Users Who Have Already Recieved Awards | Request Award |
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Veteran
This member is a veteran, son. Thick and thin, noobs and queers, this member has stuck around. Don't expect a 1-up on this one, you don't have the pull, kid. So show some respect, grasshopper.
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Members who received this award: 15 Max Power , Gary Sapoznik , mangleface , Oreet , The Hair , paazin , starscream , WarHawk , Tanizaki , Chook , Oona , Your Mom , Whitey , N&Mature , Negan |
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Missing Awards Award
This user is missing awards.
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Members who received this award: 5 The Hair , starscream , WarHawk , N&Mature , the Big "AL" keylogger |
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Megabux
This user makes at least $100,000 per year or is a woman married to a man that makes over $100,000 per year.
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Members who received this award: 8 Max Power , starscream , WarHawk , Tanizaki , RodFlanders , DrHughGRection , Bucket , Negan |
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Tommy Tooter Expert
If there is anything you need to know about the famous indie artist and gonzo journalist, Tommy Tooter, then this is the person to ask. You can also send this person a PM for a link to their Tommy Tooter blog (subscription fees may apply).
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Members who received this award: 1 Whitey |
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Patron Saint of AMB
This user has altered the history of AMB in some way. Whether it be for better or worse, it was significant.
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Members who received this award: 3 Oreet , BirdOPrey5 , whistle blower |
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Mason
This user is a Free Mason
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Members who received this award: 5 cem , DrHughGRection , Ashley Wilkes , BirdOPrey5 , Riboflavin |
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Flame Master
This member is a Flame Master. Want to rumble? Bend over, and spread cheeks accordingly. You're about to get an ass-pillaging, like no other. This member's fury is the one you should never have stirred. Prepare to be scorched to the third degree. Bitch.
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Members who received this award: 6 starscream , Tanizaki , Chook , Steve the Stiff , Manchy , Bucket |
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LOL
This user instills constant laughter in their posts. Even when faced with the darkest of subjects, this user can find humor. At a funeral, this is the person who has everyone giggling.
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Members who received this award: 6 The Hair , N&Mature , Ashley Wilkes , randommosaic , the Big "AL" keylogger , Riboflavin |
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GAT(u)er
These members are known to frequent GAT or GATu. Their dedication to AMB is commendable but their visitation of these other sites is frowned upon.
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Members who received this award: 11 starscream , Chook , Graflex3 , Vlassili , Your Mom , Shpadoinkleboy , Whitey , rodan44 , N&Mature , DOUBLE KIRBY , MiracleWhip737 |
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Pothead
This user is a criminal and a drug user. They also probably have bad taste in music and are very unproductive in life.
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Members who received this award: 4 Oona , burnout_goddess , Whitey , hypoxic |
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Global Warming Expert
This person is a proven global warming expert. Formal education and expert consensus mean nothing when that consensus contradicts this person's laymen opinion. Everyone knows scientists are greedy conspiracy ridden liars who base entire careers on lies in order to secure literally thousands of dollars from the government. This person speaks for the helpless multibillion dollar companies trying to spread the truth!
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Members who received this award: 2 WarHawk , Negan |
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Hacker
This person is a known hacker. He will not hesitate to install a keylogger onto your computer in order to steal your passwords, credit card information and your Internets. Make sure your anti-virus is loaded and up to date when talking to this user.
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Members who received this award: 4 Oreet , Big Al , the Big "AL" keylogger , Soylent Green |
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Car Expert
This user is an expert in cars. He has the knowledge of a thousand mechanics and is often seen on message boards dedicated to cars and run by Asians.
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Members who received this award: 3 starscream , Chook , randommosaic |
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Mediocrity
This user is rather mediocre and has done little if nothing to be remarkable.
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Members who received this award: 2 Whitey , The Sopping Toaster |
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Senior Citizen
This user is an older person who deserves the respect of younger generations. They may not understand the Internet, cell phones or microwaves but this user can certainly tell you where they were when Kennedy was assassinated or when man first landed on the moon.
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Members who received this award: 4 Manchy , the Big "AL" keylogger , Nomad , LoneWolf |
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Terrorist
This user is a terrorist. He uses fear, intimidation and threats in order to get his way on AMB. He has been labeled an enemy of AMB and should be treated wth caution.
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Members who received this award: 2 WarHawk , Ashley Wilkes |
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Supreme Court Justice
These users have life tenure on the AMB Supreme Court unless they resign, retire, or are banned from AMB.
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Members who received this award: 3 Max Power , Whitey , BirdOPrey5 |
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Ranter
This user is a former member of theRanter and came to AMB after it's demise. Establishing a new home at AMB, these users are to be commended for their excellent taste in messageboards.
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Members who received this award: 20 cem , DrHughGRection , N&Mature , Steve the Stiff , hypoxic , Big Al , Bruce , Manchy , Whitetrash , blodgett , C , the Big "AL" keylogger , Ah ha! , Nomad , Soylent Green , Miss Jess , ren , Bucket , Scrotemonkey , Riboflavin |
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Internet Sleuth
For demonstrating uncanny sleuthing ability.
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Members who received this award: 3 Tanizaki , Chook , N&Mature |
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Poster of the Day
This person has been selected as AMB's person of the day! All the women want him and all the men want to be him! He is simply the best.
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Members who received this award: 1 LoneWolf |
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Half-a-Fag
This user is half-a-fag.
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Members who received this award: 3 Nomad , whistle blower , Tommy Tooter |
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Project Pegasus
User is part of Project Pegasus.
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Members who received this award: 1 whistle blower |
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Education Award
This person recognizes the value of education and has earned a degree in at least one field of study. This person also understands why Wikipedia is not a substitute for a college education.
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Members who received this award: 11 Max Power , Gary Sapoznik , Oreet , starscream , Tanizaki , Whitey , DrHughGRection , Bucket , Lulu , Negan , whistle blower |
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Redneck
This user as been in the sun too long and the back of his neck is sunburned and their brain got baked in the process as well. Usually a redneck is an ignorant, uncultured, often times racist person that you would expect to meet at a tractor pull or someone that you'd expect would be flirting with all the girls at a family reunion.
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Members who received this award: 1 hypoxic |
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LWO
This member is a member of the Latino World Order!
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Members who received this award: 3 Max Power , DrHughGRection , randommosaic |
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Female
This member is female and should be regarded with caution as no female is to be trusted. She is likely to be sweet one moment and then ready for blood the next. Proceed with caution.
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Members who received this award: 13 Oona , burnout_goddess , Your Mom , Luaren , HHRLisa , Ah ha! , Miss Jess , ren , Lulu , whistle blower , Rangerbitch03 , Tommy Tooter , who_knows |
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Republican
Less taxes and smaller government, son! Gimme my guns and my freedom! Unless you're a fag or a woman, then you gotta do what this user says. That's right, this person is a Republican to the end!
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Members who received this award: 6 DrHughGRection , hypoxic , Manchy , Bucket , Negan , BirdOPrey5 |
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Valuable Member
This person i s a valuable member of the AMB Community.
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Members who received this award: 9 Gary Sapoznik , DrHughGRection , N&Mature , Ashley Wilkes , the Big "AL" keylogger , Nomad , Bucket , Negan , Riboflavin |
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Ku Klux Klan
User a member or support of the KKK
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Members who received this award: 1 hypoxic |
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Poster of the Month
User with the most posts for the previous month.
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Members who received this award: 1 the Big "AL" keylogger |
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Top
This user is a top and prefers to do the plowing instead of being plowed.
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Members who received this award: 4 WarHawk , DrHughGRection , hypoxic , Bucket |
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Bottom
This use is a bottom and prefers to be plowed than to do the plowing.
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Members who received this award: 4 Nomad , Lulu , whistle blower , Tommy Tooter |
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Power Bottom
This person isn't just a bottom but is a power bottom. Taking a baseball bat in the ass is no problem for this member.
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Members who received this award: 1 Nomad |
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Squire
This person knows the history of the Internet and all of its users dating back to the 16th Century. They have the memory of an elephant and can recall obscure events from 1982 within nanoseconds. Don't do anything stupid around this person because it will be remembered forever.
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Members who received this award: 2 starscream , Manchy |
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Crazy
A person of inadequate sanity or lacking normal perceptions of reality. Completely insane or crazy person. Someone who has totally lost the plot.
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Members who received this award: 2 whistle blower , Tommy Tooter |
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d00l
This user has been identified by TommyTooter and/or BigAl as a d00l. This user is not a real user but is another account of another (unknown) user.
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Members who received this award: 5 WarHawk , Whitey , LoneWolf , Daniel Brenar , whistlе blοwer |
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Retard
This user is truly stupid. WAFM
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Members who received this award: 1 hypoxic |
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Former President
This user was once President of AMB, the highest honor in AMBerica.
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Members who received this award: 7 starscream , WarHawk , Tanizaki , Whitey , N&Mature , randommosaic , HHRLisa |
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Tranny
This user is a tranny. This award was created by Nomad because he's Max Power's new e-boyfriend.
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Members who received this award: 3 whistle blower , Tommy Tooter , sneasel |
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Pedophile
User is a suspected pedophile.
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Members who received this award: 1 whistle blower |
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