This member is a veteran, son. Thick and thin, noobs and queers, this member has stuck around. Don't expect a 1-up on this one, you don't have the pull, kid. So show some respect, grasshopper.

This user is missing awards.

This user makes at least $100,000 per year or is a woman married to a man that makes over $100,000 per year.

If there is anything you need to know about the famous indie artist and gonzo journalist, Tommy Tooter, then this is the person to ask. You can also send this person a PM for a link to their Tommy Tooter blog (subscription fees may apply).

This user has altered the history of AMB in some way. Whether it be for better or worse, it was significant.

This user is a Free Mason

This member is a Flame Master. Want to rumble? Bend over, and spread cheeks accordingly. You're about to get an ass-pillaging, like no other. This member's fury is the one you should never have stirred. Prepare to be scorched to the third degree. Bitch.

This user instills constant laughter in their posts. Even when faced with the darkest of subjects, this user can find humor. At a funeral, this is the person who has everyone giggling.

These members are known to frequent GAT or GATu. Their dedication to AMB is commendable but their visitation of these other sites is frowned upon.

This user is a criminal and a drug user. They also probably have bad taste in music and are very unproductive in life.

This person is a proven global warming expert. Formal education and expert consensus mean nothing when that consensus contradicts this person's laymen opinion. Everyone knows scientists are greedy conspiracy ridden liars who base entire careers on lies in order to secure literally thousands of dollars from the government. This person speaks for the helpless multibillion dollar companies trying to spread the truth!

This person is a known hacker. He will not hesitate to install a keylogger onto your computer in order to steal your passwords, credit card information and your Internets. Make sure your anti-virus is loaded and up to date when talking to this user.

This user is an expert in cars. He has the knowledge of a thousand mechanics and is often seen on message boards dedicated to cars and run by Asians.

This user is rather mediocre and has done little if nothing to be remarkable.

This user is an older person who deserves the respect of younger generations. They may not understand the Internet, cell phones or microwaves but this user can certainly tell you where they were when Kennedy was assassinated or when man first landed on the moon.

This user is a terrorist. He uses fear, intimidation and threats in order to get his way on AMB. He has been labeled an enemy of AMB and should be treated wth caution.

These users have life tenure on the AMB Supreme Court unless they resign, retire, or are banned from AMB.

This user is a former member of theRanter and came to AMB after it's demise. Establishing a new home at AMB, these users are to be commended for their excellent taste in messageboards.

For demonstrating uncanny sleuthing ability.

This person has been selected as AMB's person of the day! All the women want him and all the men want to be him! He is simply the best.

This user is half-a-fag.

User is part of Project Pegasus.

This person recognizes the value of education and has earned a degree in at least one field of study. This person also understands why Wikipedia is not a substitute for a college education.

This user as been in the sun too long and the back of his neck is sunburned and their brain got baked in the process as well. Usually a redneck is an ignorant, uncultured, often times racist person that you would expect to meet at a tractor pull or someone that you'd expect would be flirting with all the girls at a family reunion.

This member is a member of the Latino World Order!

This member is female and should be regarded with caution as no female is to be trusted. She is likely to be sweet one moment and then ready for blood the next. Proceed with caution.

Less taxes and smaller government, son! Gimme my guns and my freedom! Unless you're a fag or a woman, then you gotta do what this user says. That's right, this person is a Republican to the end!

This person i s a valuable member of the AMB Community.

User a member or support of the KKK

User with the most posts for the previous month.

This user is a top and prefers to do the plowing instead of being plowed.

This use is a bottom and prefers to be plowed than to do the plowing.

This person isn't just a bottom but is a power bottom. Taking a baseball bat in the ass is no problem for this member.

This person knows the history of the Internet and all of its users dating back to the 16th Century. They have the memory of an elephant and can recall obscure events from 1982 within nanoseconds. Don't do anything stupid around this person because it will be remembered forever.

A person of inadequate sanity or lacking normal perceptions of reality. Completely insane or crazy person. Someone who has totally lost the plot.

This user has been identified by TommyTooter and/or BigAl as a d00l. This user is not a real user but is another account of another (unknown) user.

This user is truly stupid. WAFM

This user was once President of AMB, the highest honor in AMBerica.

This user is a tranny. This award was created by Nomad because he's Max Power's new e-boyfriend.

User is a suspected pedophile.