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Max Power

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Welcome to the world of Tommy Tooter! :thumbsup:

Tommy has been a member of AMB since 2011 and it's been a love hate relationship. Mostly love on our part (we've sent him money and even bought him a saxophone when his got stolen) and hate on his part (he threatens lawsuits and often says he wishes one of our members' children would be raped).

Despite all of this, Tommy is a valued member of AMB!

(In case it isn't obvious to AMBers, I've made this forum public for the time being. (I've also opened up registration, temporarily.))
 
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Bucket

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Max is a great and powerful leader. It's too bad he's gay and has full-blown AIDS.
 

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Tommy should tell his Sabrina story at kiwi farms, too, so they can distinguish him from the imposter.
 

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Hey guys. Thanks for the welcome. A kiwi here. I signed up not knowing what to expect but you guys seem pretty chill and realistic. Any screenshots or stories you have of Tommy would def help expand our knowledge of him. All we really have to go on is his youtube videos while from what I have seen you guys have a long history with him.
 

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Hey guys. Thanks for the welcome. A kiwi here. I signed up not knowing what to expect but you guys seem pretty chill and realistic. Any screenshots or stories you have of Tommy would def help expand our knowledge of him. All we really have to go on is his youtube videos while from what I have seen you guys have a long history with him.
Find the Sabrina story. He bragged about an episode of statutory rape on a teenage runaway, thinking we would all be impressed. He now has spent several years trying to rationalize and justify the story, at times claiming it wasn't true.

To be fair, he is mentally ill. He's reasonably intelligent for a guy who has spent his life eating refuse and doing whatever drugs he can get his filthy fingers on, but his illness prevents him from grasping reality that doesn't fit into his carefully constructed narrative of himself. That said, he's a horrible, vulgar, mean, and hate filled individual. Always good for a laugh, anyway.
 

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Find the Sabrina story. He bragged about an episode of statutory rape on a teenage runaway, thinking we would all be impressed. He now has spent several years trying to rationalize and justify the story, at times claiming it wasn't true.

To be fair, he is mentally ill. He's reasonably intelligent for a guy who has spent his life eating refuse and doing whatever drugs he can get his filthy fingers on, but his illness prevents him from grasping reality that doesn't fit into his carefully constructed narrative of himself. That said, he's a horrible, vulgar, mean, and hate filled individual. Always good for a laugh, anyway.
I think that AJW posted that story and that's pretty fucked up. At first we thought he was just a crazy old tranny grandpa. How did he find this forum btw? Was it made it catalogue his antics or did he just show up one day and you guys ran with it?
 

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Hey guys. Thanks for the welcome. A kiwi here. I signed up not knowing what to expect but you guys seem pretty chill and realistic. Any screenshots or stories you have of Tommy would def help expand our knowledge of him. All we really have to go on is his youtube videos while from what I have seen you guys have a long history with him.
This is an old list. The links will only work if you're signed in and have been approved.


Tommy's Threats of violence

http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=440626&postcount=10
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=440639&postcount=13
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showthread.php?p=441304#post441304
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showthread.php?p=440647#post440647
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showthread.php?p=440639#post440639
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showthread.php?p=440638#post440638
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showthread.php?p=440634#post440634
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showthread.php?p=440580#post440580
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showthread.php?p=439642#post439642
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showthread.php?p=438639#post438639
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=448662&postcount=101
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=449789&postcount=8
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showthread.php?p=471052#post471052
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=471513&postcount=51
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=471952&postcount=11
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=472408&postcount=108
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=472274&postcount=20
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=473728&postcount=43
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=476452&postcount=19
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=476481&postcount=28
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=476885&postcount=53
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=477054&postcount=4
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=477296&postcount=13
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=477436&postcount=198
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=478173&postcount=24
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=478178&postcount=27
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=479009&postcount=32
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=479600&postcount=31
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=480299&postcount=95
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=480328&postcount=103
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=480478&postcount=88
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=480665&postcount=138
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=480536&postcount=15
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=482206&postcount=2
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=483213&postcount=15
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=483313&postcount=37
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showthread.php?p=484952#post484952
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=485614&postcount=84
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=485615&postcount=85
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=486214&postcount=424
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=486296&postcount=30
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=486301&postcount=33

Tommy Tells People to Kill Themselves

http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showthread.php?p=441333#post441333
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showthread.php?p=439764#post439764
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=443369&postcount=7
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=448577&postcount=91
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=448652&postcount=99
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=471808&postcount=72
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showthread.php?p=472447#post472447
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=474667&postcount=10
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=477458&postcount=57
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=481342&postcount=25
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=484696&postcount=21
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=486232&postcount=18
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=487511&postcount=67

Tommy hopes your children die/kill themselves
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=472417&postcount=18


Extortion

http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showthread.php?p=441641#post441641
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showthread.php?p=471718#post471718


His life has been getting better since May 2011
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=445241&postcount=104

There is no Al Queda
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=474302&postcount=20
ISIS is American and Jewish conspiracy
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=477706&postcount=10

Tells people to kill him
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=479090&postcount=6


Tommy tells people his mom is 'ignorant bitch' and posts her email - ffff@gmail.com
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=480358&postcount=8
And thhe rest of his family - ffddd@gmail.com, ddsasddddd@sbcglobal.net, dfdsdssd@aol.com, and asdddd@gmail.com
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=480523&postcount=31

Topple the Gov't
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=483575&postcount=3

Statutory Rape
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showthread.php?p=431160#post431160
http://www.theranter.com/forum/vBulletin/showpost.php?p=636954&postcount=6

Hire Hackers
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=486434&postcount=131

Threats to smear real names and addresses
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=487821&postcount=36

Friend in Anonymous
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=487984&postcount=50

Violence againg Animals
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showthread.php?p=488901#post488901
http://www.anothermessageboard.com/showpost.php?p=488920&postcount=73
 
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I feel like this might give people the wrong impression of who Tommy is. Outsiders might think he's an unrepentant statutory rapist who regularly makes threats of violence and who has no qualms about molesting a 13 year old.
 

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I guess the kiwi people haven't found The Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Or Whitey's blog. Or the /r/tommytooter.
 

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They should subscribe to the yt blog, AMIRITE?
 

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Last summer, Tommy tried to reach out to a number of Native Americans in a spirit of peace and brotherhood by threatening to kill 30 of them in a YouTube video. I'm not smart enough to make this shit up.

https://redpowermedia.wordpress.com/2015/06/12/native-americans-concerned-with-rainbow-warriors-gathering-in-the-black-hills/

https://redpowermedia.wordpress.com/2015/06/17/rainbow-family-of-light-member-threatens-to-kill-native-americans-video/

http://alightfromwithin.blogspot.com/2015/06/facebook-profiles-loss-elders-attacked.html?m=1

The last link is really long, but you get the idea. A geriatric bongwater hippie overestimates the outpouring of love that he expected from making wild ass death threats.
 

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I think that AJW posted that story and that's pretty fucked up. At first we thought he was just a crazy old tranny grandpa. How did he find this forum btw? Was it made it catalogue his antics or did he just show up one day and you guys ran with it?
You have your LOLcows forum. Tommy is our resident LOLcow that we laugh at non-stop.

Tommy claims to be transgendered or to have a "female brain", but essentially mocks all other transgendered people by claiming it's a birth defect or mental illness and makes "being female" out to be nothing more than superficial things like having flabby arms, tits, and wearing womens clothing.

You should check out his mugshots too. They're good. We also have some quality animated gifs floating around that are hysterical. This is my favorite:



The posts by AJW on Kiwi Farms are essentially Tommy's own posts cobbled together and sometimes paraphrased or modified slightly with other things he's said. So in a sense, yes, the AJW post was modified to make Tommy look more amusing, but not without a basis in Tommy's own posts. For example, his "bio" talks about shitting in bags. That part is not in a bio Tommy actually wrote, but the rest of the bio is. The part about shitting in bags was added for comedic purposes, but is actually something Tommy openly discusses doing.

One of the more amusing and old Tommy Tooter things I've seen on the internet: http://articles.latimes.com/1987-11-12/news/we-20393_1_rhonda-meister
 

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Don't forget about all of his wild religious ideas.

The best part is that once we die, if we are deemed unworthy by some invisible sky friend, we will be sent off to Mars, as food for the demons that reside on Mars. There is some grand banquet held on Mars for the Martian Demons, and we will all be their sustenance. In his mind, we are all demon turds just waiting to happen.
 

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Don't forget the welfare/disability fraud. He's also an ungrateful cur, as you saw in the "anti-fan club sax" video. Shortly after that, he tried to get us to buy his "friend" a new guitar with a made up story about it being stolen too. Come to find out it wasn't hers and it was "reposessed". He also set up a GoFundMe page for her then announced his intention to keep some of those proceeds for himself. Needless to say, nobody donated.
 

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He also set up a GoFundMe for a Pakistani family in need, and was going to keep a rather large percentage of the funds for himself. He is not above exploiting others misfortune for his own gain.

He also believe there is a coordinated effort by the CIA and faceless government agencies to silence him. Believe it or not, this forum is the base of operations for this effort.
 
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