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I need help updating my legal disclaimer. Apparently Tommy's new friends don't approve of the current one. I guess it's just not funny to gang troll Tommy where every post is a troll plus a disclaimer that I'm not serious.

This is my draft of the next one:

Warning! This post contains Islamic Content. As a practitioner of Sharia Law in the UK I am legally entitled to treat women, trannies, young boys, and Christians as inhuman subspecies and unworthy of the rights that a man is endowed by Allah.
 

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You're kinda sliding into Dark Furry territory, trying too hard.
 

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I'm saddened by this. Here I was thinking my "disclaimer" was amusing. Apparently they think it's serious.

edit: I had high hopes of being their next LOLcow. Tommy promised I would be.
 
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I need help updating my legal disclaimer. Apparently Tommy's new friends don't approve of the current one. I guess it's just not funny to gang troll Tommy where every post is a troll plus a disclaimer that I'm not serious.

This is my draft of the next one:

Warning! This post contains Islamic Content. As a practitioner of Sharia Law in the UK I am legally entitled to treat women, trannies, young boys, and Christians as inhuman subspecies and unworthy of the rights that a man is endowed by Allah.
people who troll me so hard they look to everybody else like that's all they're about tend to end up getting trolled pretty badly themselves. one trick ponies get sent to the glue factory pretty quickly. especially when their trick decides not to respond at all.
 

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I'm saddened by this. Here I was thinking my "disclaimer" was amusing. Apparently they think it's serious.

edit: I had high hopes of being their next LOLcow. Tommy promised I would be.

I find you completely humorless. That's not what you were going for? :confused:
 

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Warning! This post contains Islamic Content. As a practitioner of Sharia Law in the UK I am legally entitled to treat women, trannies, young boys, and Christians as inhuman subspecies and unworthy of the rights that a man is endowed by Allah.

I thought it was funny.:confused:
 

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I guess to qualify as funny around here you either need to ramble about Freemasonry, call people faggots, or just misquote someone.
 

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I guess to qualify as funny around here you either need to ramble about Freemasonry, call people faggots, or just misquote someone.
No, you just need to be funny. It's not that hard to figure out.
 

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I don't want to be funny. I just want to annoy the heck out of everyone.
 

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I find you completely humorless. That's not what you were going for? :confused:
have you joined this zoo yet? www.kiwifar.ms

i think you're going to find it quite stimulating overall. a-logging (i guess being too aggressive to the lolcows, is not tolerated)and most of them aren't complete idiots or terribly mean. they definitely treat the cows well and don't allow people to get cruel to them in their faces like happens here.

chimpburgers has already validated themselves to me and is appearing as witness when i file. meeting with counsel the 19th to discuss composition of the complaint and motions and i hope to get it filed before i leave for a summer tour east (if i can make that happen).
 

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Tommy is serious this time. He has it all arranged neatly inside his head. And I mean all evidence against us, categorized and organized.

The trouble begins when the effects of the weed wears off and he puts it away for later.
 

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lurker_x said:
I guess to qualify as funny around here you either need to ramble about Freemasonry, call people faggots, or just misquote someone.
Actually, it only takes being a bit clever. It might not be your fault, some people are just dumb.
As Nomad said, you're trying too hard. You remind me of the bully sidekick in a middle school who stands there and says "Yeah!" after the bully taunts someone, so he feels like he fits in.

have you joined this zoo yet? www.kiwifar.ms

i think you're going to find it quite stimulating overall.
I've looked at the forum. It is amusing to watch them get to know you, but it appears you're being trolled and baited.
How does someone serve as a witness to message board posts? "Yes, Judge, I read the posts."?
 

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FWIW, I never attempted to be funny or clever beyond amusing myself with my signature.
 

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Actually, it only takes being a bit clever. It might not be your fault, some people are just dumb.
As Nomad said, you're trying too hard. You remind me of the bully sidekick in a middle school who stands there and says "Yeah!" after the bully taunts someone, so he feels like he fits in.



I've looked at the forum. It is amusing to watch them get to know you, but it appears you're being trolled and baited.
How does someone serve as a witness to message board posts? "Yes, Judge, I read the posts."?
read it closely. chimpburgers and sneezel are scooping up tommy files from everywhere, putting them in order. he's archiving everything and then will testify to the validity of the data. read his last post real carefully with my response mixed in . look at the rules and then tell me what you think.

we have these idiots cold on luring me in to a place that found me on it's own because it's a bunch of hipster psychology buffs running a fan site for internet kooks and their fan clubs. congratulations, ms. perkins, you petulant, poop peddling professional pouter. you're one of the stars of my anti-fan club.
 

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FWIW, I never attempted to be funny or clever beyond amusing myself with my signature.
i still don't completely believe you're not chicken man. few people are as obsessed with me AND mean, dull and boring as you seem to be. at least most of the other sado-masochistic sociopathic swindlers here are amusing sometimes and they did pitch in to get me a horn when mine was stolen.

even dork furry is worth reading a little for the laugh, but you're totally lame with nothing but stupid, mean things to say about me. boring.
 

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i still don't completely believe you're not chicken man. few people are as obsessed with me AND mean, dull and boring as you seem to be. at least most of the other sado-masochistic sociopathic swindlers here are amusing sometimes and they did pitch in to get me a horn when mine was stolen.

even dork furry is worth reading a little for the laugh, but you're totally lame with nothing but stupid, mean things to say about me. boring.
Yeah, but do you know who I am and why I am here? I have files, tons of them written by you from SU.

I also have your Wober files AND your T-com files.
 

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we have these idiots cold on luring me in to a place that found me on it's own because it's a bunch of hipster psychology buffs running a fan site for internet kooks and their fan clubs.
OK. So what? You going to add "they lured me to another website with a bunch of hipsters" to your LOLsuit? I'm assuming that's actionable under HoboLaw, right?
 
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