Tommy and the snipping tool

lurker_x

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A Kiwi poster gave Tommy instructions on using the snipping tool. Tommy got mad and refused. It only adds to the LOLcow when he posts up full screenshots showing open tabs and stuff.... Including boning up on the DES lie and anal sex.
 

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Tommy just does not know how to accept help.

It is sad.
 

Riboflavin

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The only snipping tool Tomny needs is to #cutitoff
 

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I like how he uses MS Paint but doesn't even bother to blur out the embarrassing shit. Then again, he takes pictures of stones in his hand with 4" long fingernails that have some sort of fungal infection.
 

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Tommy really stays informed with PressTV, entertained with Brittany Spears, and up to date with the current lingo from the movie Friday. Fo shizzle!!
 

Soyl

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So he wasn't saying "buy fellatio"?
 

DrHughGRection

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Tommy couldn't sell fellatio with that plague-crudded micropenis he has :puke:


he oughta be careful with the prostitution thingy...he's asking for a visit from Ribo :ohyes:
 

whistle blower

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Tommy couldn't sell fellatio with that plague-crudded micropenis he has :puke:


he oughta be careful with the prostitution thingy...he's asking for a visit from Ribo :ohyes:
excuse me, one's penis is not involved in fellatio. incredibly powerful jaw, lips and tongue from 50 years of saxophone, with no teeth? are you kidding? if i went and got a professional makeover, i could have them lined up down the street waiting for $200 a pop, but i'd probably have to toss at least $50 of that to the vice cops to stay out of jail.

note to kiwi farmers: consider this an extemporaneous cartoon , not my actual life.
 

Nomad

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How has no one properly tagged this thread yet?

#cutitoff

I mean, really, it writes itself...
 

Soyl

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excuse me, one's penis is not involved in fellatio. incredibly powerful jaw, lips and tongue from 50 years of saxophone, with no teeth? are you kidding? if i went and got a professional makeover, i could have them lined up down the street waiting for $200 a pop, but i'd probably have to toss at least $50 of that to the vice cops to stay out of jail.
It is nice to have an informed, involved and impromptu expert opinion from an experienced man in the field.
 
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