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DrHughGRection

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I thought this was a Satanist message board. I'm outta here
 

Nomad

Fuck you.
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Who the fuck did we steal this shit from?
 

Akamatsu

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stealing? Nomad! That doesn't sound very biblical of you!
 

Mike_R

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It's nice to be able to go somewhere on the internet where the members are so accepting, loving, and mindful. Every new member is welcomed with arms outstretched in a loving embrace from the Admin, brought into the fold, and held against the bosum of our loving family which is AMB. 💞💞💞
 

Nomad

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Blow it out your ass, newb.
 

Mike_R

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Nice to see you too, Nomad.
 

Max Power

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A lot certainly has changed in a year.
 

Nomad

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Not really.
 

Ashley Wilkes

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Agreed. Nothing's changed. Even Tom's gender remains the same.
 

DrHughGRection

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well...Tom IS posting here less and less
 

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I forgot about this public section of the forum. It was pretty funny to see an old thread with Tommie saying how nice the people at kiwifarms were, and me warning about being trolled and baited to be milked as an lolcow, only to be called names in return. Good times.
 

the Dead "AL" keylogger

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I forgot about this public section of the forum. It was pretty funny to see an old thread with Tommie saying how nice the people at kiwifarms were, and me warning about being trolled and baited to be milked as an lolcow, only to be called names in return. Good times.
He knew from the beginning they were trolling him. He only pretended to be a gullible idiot and try to make them his personal army. It's all part of his larger plan!
 

Dread Pirate Ribo

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More of that "hippies do the opposite of what you want" oppositional-defiant nonsense that the Tommy of old was so famous for.
 
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